Being in Redbook–Salma Got a Pic, But My Font Was Bigger
I really enjoy Salma Hayek. Friendly, outgoing, and very easy on the eyes. Now I can only hope she’s as good a sport as she is an actress. In Exhibit A, to the left (the November 2011 issue of Redbook Magazine), in the upper right you will see in a subtle yet not insignificant font [...]
Customer Service is Now “Press 1 for Customer Support”
Today I called my insurance company. It wasn’t a pleasant experience. First, I called and waited on hold for 20 minutes. Then when they finally picked up they said I had the wrong department. They gave me a different number to call (no, they couldn’t transfer me). I called the next number and waited on [...]
A Moving Story In More Ways Than One
So here’s the deal. My wife is so enamored with me and my writings that she occasionally hijacks my stories and posts them on her blog. Of course I’m flattered, but the result is that it benefits her throngs of loyal readers rather than mine (both of them. Hi Mom!). Most men may not feel [...]


