When Grocery Shopping, The Wife Stays Home

Due to unforeseen marital restrictions, this post has been moved to the following location: http://bit.ly/DadsRepresent.This should in no way be interpreted as a rift, quarrel, or disagreement in my household. Any reports or rumors that imply otherwise or that I have been restricted to sleeping on the couch are purely speculative, misleading, and untrue. Plus, continued circulation or propagation of such accounts may result in my slumbering on the sofa even longer.

Sofas are for sitting, not sleeping.

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